"I'm Taken" Hoodie – Funny "Don't Flirt With Me" Unisex Pullover Sweatshirt

Embrace your “taken” status with humor and style. This hoodie isn’t just clothing — it’s a playful boundary-setter, a conversation starter, and a cozy essential all in one. Grab yours and let the world know you’re off the market (with a wink)!

Bold & Playful Design

The back features a striking “WARNING I AM TAKEN DON’T FLIRT WITH ME IT’S FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY” graphic — red warning icons, bold typography, and a cheeky tone that balances seriousness with humor. It’s a lighthearted way to set boundaries and show off your relationship status, all while sparking smiles (and maybe a few laughs) wherever you go.

Oversized, Cozy Comfort

Crafted with soft, breathable fabric and an oversized hoodie fit, this piece feels like a warm hug you’ll never want to take off. True to size for a relaxed look, or size up for that extra slouchy, streetwear-inspired vibe. The hood adds an extra layer of coziness (and style) for chill days or breezy nights.

Style That Speaks Volumes

Perfect for couples who love playful banter or anyone wanting to humorously declare their “taken” status. It blends streetwear edge with romantic wit, making it a standout piece in your casual wardrobe. Whether you’re into bold statements or just want a unique conversation starter, this hoodie delivers.

Versatile for Every Occasion

Rock it on casual dates, weekend errands, or hangouts with friends — it’s equally at home with jeans, leggings, or even as a cozy layering piece. Want to twin with your partner? Grab matching styles (or let them rep the “I’m the One Who Took Them” vibe) for a fun, cohesive couple look.